"She's like a house cat. She lays around all day at home, eating, sleeping, and cleans herself when she feels like it."
~ how my brother describes me"She is the lord of the grilled chicken."
~ my mom when explaining to my brother why he couldn't have the last grilled chicken sandwich for lunch"I may be all kinds of awesome and magic, but I'm not a bloody mind reader..."
~Jerith from GND by Pika-la-Cynique
(doesn't apply to me but I love this line)"Pants are for people with real lives."
~myself, pertaining to why I wear PJ pants all day long"You can't always expect my usual brand of stupidity, sometimes I like to mix it up. Keep you on your toes."
~Patrick from Spongebob"I am a master of nothing, but a novice of many things."
~me pertaining to...well myself XD;